Bunions

Not long to go now, and we're both all packed up. Somehow Kate has managed to squeeze everything into her bag and it's still lighter than mine. Scientifically, I believe this is something to do with the negative weight of women's skimpy underwear.

I didn't pack the gas stove, Joe, but only because I realised I wasn't allowed any explosives on the plane :(

We've been through and discarded some items from my pack so it is a bit lighter than it was at the beginning (I have managed to sneak a few items in that Kate doesn't know about yet too tho, she'll tell me off for these later).

Toodlepip x