Story-time

I was going to post a couple of photos, but realised that I haven't got the CDs on me to post from, so instead I shall regale you all with a story.
It was a hot salty day on Venice Beach in LA. Surfers were surfing, swimmers were swimming, and lifeguards were standing around looking bored.
Katie and Andy swam around in the ocean, occasionally being dunked by mammoth waves, and jumping over their smaller counterparts, when Kate decided that she'd try to jump a really big wave.
She jumped high up in the water, but the wave was higher, so in a final act of defiance she slapped the ocean with her right boob.

True story.

(The aforementioned boob may or may not have popped out)