Bunions

Not long to go now, and we're both all packed up. Somehow Kate has managed to squeeze everything into her bag and it's still lighter than mine. Scientifically, I believe this is something to do with the negative weight of women's skimpy underwear.

I didn't pack the gas stove, Joe, but only because I realised I wasn't allowed any explosives on the plane :(

We've been through and discarded some items from my pack so it is a bit lighter than it was at the beginning (I have managed to sneak a few items in that Kate doesn't know about yet too tho, she'll tell me off for these later).

Toodlepip x

Figs

Heroh!

Only two days to go now, eeeeeee! Packing has commenced, and will be revised tomorrow, given that Andy can't actually stand up when wearing his rucksack. "Nah Kate, I'll be fine," says Andy, bent over like an old man walking up a very steep hill. Yush.

brrrrrrrrrrrum bum buma numa bum bum buuunum.